"I Like to Watch You Walk: ver. SG-1"
Rowan - Jari L. James
Date:5/16/1999
Category/Content:Humor - Filk Song
Spoilers:None
Sequel:None
Ratings:Gen
Warnings:None
Summery:
A filk of an exhisting song by Michael Longcor called
"I Like to Watch You Walk" from his CD "Dangerous Heroes".
Author’s Notes:
As the original song is a copyrighted piece by Michael Longcor,
this song can not be used in any way that provides monetary
remuneration to the singer. {It's Michael's and hell get really
cranky if you don't heck with him if you can sing it for money.}
There have bee very few actual lyric changes, but since I couldn't get
them out of my head, I thought no one else should either.:}
Disclaimer: As for the rest, Stargate Sg-1 and its characters are the
property of Stargate Productions, Showtime/Viacom, MGM/UA, Double Secret
roductions, and Gekko Productions. This story is for entertainment purposes
only and no money exchanged hands. No copyright infringement is intended.
Note: This story is the private possession of the author and can
not be copied or archived without her express permission. Downloaded for
private use is considered acceptable.
You're a modern kind of gentleman, on that we both agree,
With a black belt in Karate or a Ph.D. degree.
I know you're not an object. I know you're not a boy.
I don't want to offend you and I don't want to annoy
But I like to watch you walk.
But I like to watch you walk.
I know you're independent, I know you have a mind.
I know you're self empowered, but I just can't pretend I'm blind
And I like to watch you walk.
I like to watch you walk.
I like to watch you walk.
I just like to watch you walk.
You intellect is sparkling. Your muscles carved of steel.
But watching how your body moves, it proves the way I feel.
I know you're not an object. I know that's what you hate.
But watching you in tight jeans makes my hormones carbonate.
But I like to watch you walk.
But I like to watch you walk.
I know you're independent, I know you have a mind.
But I just can't pretend I'm blind
And I like to watch you walk.
I like to watch you walk.
I like to watch you walk.
Oh I just like to watch you walk.
I know your hands are deadly. I know your thoughts are grand.
But the body that goes with it lets me know that you're a man.
Whenever you go walking by, your tush so nice and tight,
My libido needs a shower and a dose of Kryptonite.
'Coz I like to watch you walk.
I like to watch you walk.
I know you're independent. I know you're widely read.
I know that I'm a woman and I can't pretend I’m dead.
I like to watch you walk.
I like to watch you walk.
Oh I like to watch you walk.
Oh I just like to watch you walk.
{... repeat and fade ...}
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